Thread: What would YOU do?

WOw you make this WAY to easy, my life is already narrated by Morgan Freeman :P maybe not but that would be pretty fudging dope!
P.S. HAHA first post

I use to fall down the stairs painfully, then i took Parkour.

The IMG is post in sets.
First two, second two, etc.
It's not one huge thing.

1st one = Sleep with the models
2nd one = even tho I HATE the feeling of a popcorn kernal in my throat I rather that than chetto fingers
3rd one= errr sandpaper cause im a boss
4th= smell a fart all day. Can't get girls or friends if you smell nasty
5th= ability to fly. Given reason to show off my junk.
6th= Dream job. because I would go insane in that white room.
7th= morgan freeman
8th= shut hand in door just because I'll get people to open doors for me. and falling down the stairs can cause death soo yea.