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    [NSFW] I Hate You

    Stupid bitch motherfucking piece of shit eating faggotry made readily available with extra cream cheese sluts fucking piece of shit asshole licking motherfucking bitches that love cannons.

    THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.


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    I fucking hate Paypal.

    Why?

    Because you're my only method of payment and you shit on me all day every day, you fucking whorebag piece of shit.

    No, I will not fucking get a credit card.

    Why?

    Because not only will I have to make a checking account, I would also have to deal with all sorts of mumbo jumbo that I'm not ready to deal with as a procrastinator.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PAYPAL?

    So, I've had a Paypal account for a few years (since 2010) and I've withdrawn varying amounts, from $5 to $400. Paypal never gave a shit. I was happy with it, and it was happy with me. So a few month ago (December), I decide I want a PSVita. Instead of going to my parents, I found it on a legitimate website that accepts Paypal, and I withdraw $500. (PSVita's are only $249, but I wanted some internet "cash-on-hand". Paypal doesn't do anything.

    Right as I request my money from my bank account, I am also purchasing with my previous withdrawal, buying a book. The day that the $500 gets into my account, I check my Paypal account and it says I need to update my information. So I look at it, and it asks me for my SSN, my Proof of Address and a Photo ID. Now, that's not that bad, except that for the Proof of Address, it wants a utility bill. I don't live on my own, so my utility bills are under my parents name, and I can't just ask them to see it. So... I ignore the problem and within 2 weeks, Paypal decides that I'm a suspicious person for withdrawing $500 (Note: I previously withdrew $400 with no hassle).

    Now, I'm stuck with a Paypal account that's locked. I can add money to it, but I can't DO anything with the money. It's just a sitting account. Sure, I can make another account, but I still have $500 stuck inside this account, because Paypal wants to be a bitch about it. I've sent in the correct photos for all the problems. (SSN: I sent in a picture of a government issued pay stub. Photo ID: I sent in a picture of my Passport. Proof of Address: I sent in a picture of a government issued pay stub.)

    So, within 2 days, Paypal says: Oh, your information is wrong, please re-send your Proof of Address.

    I think to myself, okay, I already took a picture of the front of the pay stub, and re-send that. Within 5 hours, I have a response saying that it's accepted. I'm happy and sit back waiting for the rest of the process to go just as smoothly.

    Now, it's been a fucking month and what do I have? Only the Proof of Address is resolved, the rest say: Information Sent - Pending.

    WHAT THE FUCK?! It's been a FUCKING MONTH.

    I've sent them 3 emails, and you know what they do?

    They give me an automated reply saying:

    Dear -Redacted-,

    On 03/07/2012, we sent you an email regarding your PayPal account. As part of PayPal's commitment to excellence, we want to make sure your needs were met with the response. Would you please take a minute to answer a few questions to let me us know how we did?

    -Link Redacted-

    To respond to our survey, please click on the web address above. If that does not work, please cut and paste the entire web address into the address field of your browser.

    NOTE: Please respond within five days so that you can provide timely feedback to PayPal. After 5 days, this invitation will expire.

    Thank you for your help!

    PayPal Customer Support

    ** An important note from the survey vendor **

    PayPal, as the party who controls the data collected in this survey, may use your responses together with existing data it has about you to ensure its products and services meet your needs. PayPal will treat data collected from you in accordance with PayPal's privacy policy. To review this privacy policy, please contact PayPal or visit PayPal's web site.


    Cool, you know. So I get an automated reply asking me how good your support was when this was the ONLY FUCKING EMAIL I RECEIVED. Yeah, bud, I DIDN'T GET THAT FUCKING EMAIL ON THE 7TH YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

    Fuck you.

    The other two emails I had replied with (both earlier) had resulted in them sending this automated message AFTER emailing me trying to redirect me to another issue, which was not the issue I had at all. They then said "HOW DID WE DO".

    Fucking dumb, pieces of shit.

    So, I finally decided to call them. (The other time I tried to call them, my chrome was going all buggy and saying things like "The url is too long" and gave me a 1000+ character long url. :/

    So, I sent in a request for a call (They changed their system, you have to go through the support to get their phone number, brilliant idea when you have shitty customer service).

    And then receive this:

    Note: I changed the clock time to PST to allow it easier to relate to the information.



    Really? You wanna play like that? Really? Dumb piece of shit.
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    I guess you really love paypal,after all they have done for you!
    They have the best customer service ever!!!
    PAYPAL FTW.

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Gift received at 08-14-2012, 10:22 AM from KremeChoco
    I'm just waiting for my bro to wake up and leave the house before I call them. I'm... somewhat OCD about people listening to my calls when I call people who aren't my friends.
    His tongue was growing hair and his throat was raw, but his cock was as hard as an iron bar.
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Gift received at 08-14-2012, 10:22 AM from KremeChoco
    PayPal really fucks people over. I use a Canadian paypal just for the sake of not having to veify and have a sending limit. They've limited countless people's of accounts for the stupidest reasons. I'd just say don't hold too much money in your PayPal account or they'll fuck you over with verification.

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Gift received at 08-14-2012, 10:22 AM from KremeChoco
    Quote Originally Posted by WolfRaven View Post
    I'm just waiting for my bro to wake up and leave the house before I call them. I'm... somewhat OCD about people listening to my calls when I call people who aren't my friends.
    Same here i cannot stand it when people listen to my phone calls and or just see what im doing. i absoluteley hate it when ever someone is listening to my phone calls or watching me play maple
    it makes me wanna slit their throat

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    Bwahahaha, I'm Canadian and therefore have a Canadian paypal.

    I love no spending limits, no surcharge and no idiotic verification.



    Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ouchiess View Post
    Bwahahaha, I'm Canadian and therefore have a Canadian paypal.

    I love no spending limits, no surcharge and no idiotic verification.



    Canada.
    Hahahaha Canada seems to be like a haven for everything xD
    i wanna be a canadian when i grow up

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Gift received at 08-14-2012, 10:22 AM from KremeChoco
    Quote Originally Posted by Depression View Post
    Same here i cannot stand it when people listen to my phone calls and or just see what im doing. i absoluteley hate it when ever someone is listening to my phone calls or watching me play maple
    it makes me wanna slit their throat
    I did the call with the lowest sound on my phone and I had it on my shoulder and I could hear it, but if I tilted my head slightly I couldn't hear it anymore. I felt safe, but a bit awkward when talking since I haven't spoken in 4 days. I even felt bile after the call.

    So I did everything, fixed my account, bought a watch (wait what?), and now CN USA wants to be all like U HAS SPEND LIMIT OF 46c HAVE FUN BRO.

    Goddamnit.
    His tongue was growing hair and his throat was raw, but his cock was as hard as an iron bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfRaven View Post
    I did the call with the lowest sound on my phone and I had it on my shoulder and I could hear it, but if I tilted my head slightly I couldn't hear it anymore. I felt safe, but a bit awkward when talking since I haven't spoken in 4 days. I even felt bile after the call.

    So I did everything, fixed my account, bought a watch (wait what?), and now CN USA wants to be all like U HAS SPEND LIMIT OF 46c HAVE FUN BRO.

    Goddamnit.
    NX is for pussies anyway.

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Gift received at 08-14-2012, 10:22 AM from KremeChoco
    Quote Originally Posted by Ouchiess View Post
    NX is for pussies anyway.
    I'm not buying NX to sell it.

    EDIT: I'm buying it for A: player-events and B: my prettiness.
    His tongue was growing hair and his throat was raw, but his cock was as hard as an iron bar.
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